Valentine’s Day is also known as Saint Valentine’s Day and this day is observed by People in many Western countries. Its a Cultural, Christian, commercial type festival. Valentine’s day is celebrate on 14 February which is fixed by Catholic Church. Here you get Valentines Day Quotes Funny Cards to celebrate this Valentines day with your Love one.
Date sheet of valentine weeks-
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINE’s DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up
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- Love is a game that two can play and both win. – By Eva Gabor
- Love is a grave mental disease. – By Plato
- Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – By Cathy Carlyle
- Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. – By Jay Leno
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – By Groucho Marx
- Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – By Helen Rowland
- Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney
- Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – By Thomas Szasz
Valentines Day Quotes Funny Cards- I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – By Dorothy Parker
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – By Charles M. Schulz
- I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – By Tracy Smith
- I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. – By Hilaire Belloc
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – By Author Unknown
Valentines Day Quotes Funny- If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.- By Maya Angelou
- Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. – By Groucho Marx
- It is impossible to love and be wise. – By Francis Bacon
- It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. – By Fred Allen
- It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception. – By Ally McBeal
- Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun. – By Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
- Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. – By Jonathon Swift
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